The Ongar Party Political Web Site

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Hiddelyboo! (Hello in Ongarspeak). I is de Ongar, who is running for a seat in de General Election of 2001. And dis is my website for to explain to you my policies and why a vote for Ongar is a very good idea!

As you can see on de left, I is a very cute candidate, but dere is more to me dan just look good. I is have a brilliant and shrewd mind too, as is rare but useful for a member of de British Parliament and de House of Commons (though Ongar is hope maybe become a Lord one day too).

Ongar is only small (he stand only about 10 inches tall), so he need only a very small seat. Perhaps Brentwood & Ongar? (Joke).

So now for me to explain to you my manefesto. It is simple yet it is v. effective as I is sure you will agree to. It is consist of several key issues. You to click on each link to read, right?

Foot and Mouth Disease

Unemployment

Ongar save the pound fund!

Fighting racial hatred

Taxation

De Environment

Conclusion

From dis all after you read it, it should be v. obvious to you dat a vote for Ongar in de General Election of 2001. Mind you, I is wonder why it is called a General Election, for it is for Members of Parliament that there is voting, and not for Generals. Dey is picked by de army bosses. But remember dis:

Vote early and vote often for Ongar

(Ongar is de greatest!)

Ongar has email at thegreatest@ongar.org for to allow you to send him nice congratulary messages. If they really good, I promise to put them on my website, yes?